rossilicious.com: December 2006

Monday, December 25, 2006

Holiday Shinanigans Posted at 6:41:00 PM

During a recent last minute shopping expedition I spotted a pinata, and immediately I knew that it had to be included in our somewhat unorthodox holiday activities. The pinata, in its original form, appeared to be a flamboyant multi-colored donkey (or an ASS, the more common word in the Rossi lexicon). Needless to say, a whiffle bat appeared, dizziness was induced, and mayhem ensued.

The Result?

Rossilicous.com: 1
Flamboyant Multi-Colored Ass: 0

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hand Eye Coordination Posted at 8:07:00 PM

I'll tell you what, it's not easy doing what I do. I am constantly FORCED to go to these lavish open-bar private parties and hang out with professional atheletes. As you can see here, however, I fit right in. Notice how I maneuver about the room like a gazelle managing two drinks in the left hand, while paying respect to a dancing young lady. She's dressed as if shes at the prom, meanwhile I am wearing a $14 Coors Light t-shirt. Classic.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The New Layout Posted at 11:54:00 AM

ROSSILICIOUS.COMv1.1

Welcome to the all new rossilicious.com. This new layout should function for everyone and make it real easy to navigate about the site. Each post has its own individual page where you are able to quickly post comments at will. If you would like to create a post of your own, and you have already created a username and password, click "members" at the top of the navigation bar (top left) to access the admin login. I think this new layout will make it a lot easier and much more efficient for everyone use. Have fun!

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Thats Gonna Hurt Posted at 10:57:00 PM

Get a load of this young fella about to damage his wedding tackle on this handrail in Breckenridge Colorado. That will ruin his weekend.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

THE ONLINE STORE Posted at 10:12:00 PM

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Resourceful Drinkers Posted at 5:36:00 PM

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Freeskier TV Posted at 4:23:00 PM

As many of you know, I recently took a job as Video Coordinator at Freeskier Magazine. This here was my first project as a Freeskier employee. The video is a recap of the world premier of a ski movie called "Long Story Short" that took place in early october. The premier was held at The Boulder Theater in Boulder Colorado, and featured a private open-bar after party at a place called Bacaro on Pearl Street in Boulder.

Needless to say it was a good time. Check it out.

Dont see the video? You need the Shockwave Player >

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Shockwave Posted at 3:55:00 PM

Attention Rossi Fans. As rossilicious.com progresses and becomes the most visited website on earth, I am going to start posting videos to the site in addition to just photos. These videos will be embedded right into site for you to view. In order to do so however, you have to quickly download and install the shockwave player. Shockwave player is a plugin for your browser which enables you to view various types of flash websites, games and videos. Its real easy.

1. Click the "Download Now" button to begin installing Adobe Shockwave Player.

2. When asked, save the Installer to your desktop.

3. When the download is complete, locate the Installer and double-click on it. The Installer will launch and dialog boxes will lead you through the rest of the installation process.

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Portion Control Posted at 5:37:00 PM

It's absolutely vital at each and every family gathering, large or small, to have an overwhelmingly outlandish amount of food availible at all times. Here, the family assembles for coffee, featuring approximately 72 pounds of food, including 19 desert items. Kenny is obviously appauled.

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Nice Balls! Posted at 5:29:00 PM

Meatballs, the glue that holds our family together. This one sauce pot here can slow cook roughly 2500 meatballs simultanesously with a pleasant array of italian sausages.

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Nothin But Love Posted at 5:12:00 PM

This is gesture is known to be an informal gesture of love in our family. Get used to it.

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Use Motzilla Firefox Posted at 4:32:00 PM

Hey, I just recent took a look at rossilicious.com using Internet Explorer and I realized that the site layout and functionality is way off. I strongly suggest, if you havent already, that all PC users switch over to Motzilla Firefox. Firefox is much more efficient, and is far less likely to give you any trouble. I find there to be far better pop-up control and a reduced risk of a virus turning the inside of your computer to liquid shit. Downloading this new browser is quite fast and simple, so much so that Dizo was able to do it on her own! Email me if you have any questions.

Download Firefox now! www.firefox.com

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